You can’t be fashionably late for a flight. You just miss it.

Considering the fact that I’m always ungodly early for my flights, I have no idea how I’m running late right now. (I mean, I obviously left late, but I don’t know how I let myself do this.) Fortunately United let’s you check the status of flights from their app, so 20 minutes late should be 20 minutes of no problem. At least I’m not trapped on the A-train going to JFK.